With six biographical feature films, a TV series, numerous books, comics and a swathe of merchandising, Darth Vader’s past has been well documented. But what of his present? What became of everybody’s favourite Dark Lord of the Sith after his alleged death at the end of Return of the Jedi?
The PR Team sit down for an exclusive interview with one of Twitter’s most consistently impressive Tweeters, @DepressedDarth, to find out.
DSPR: Let’s start by addressing the Hutt in the room. A lot of people think they saw you die on the second Death Star, yet here you are, living on Earth. What happened?
DD: Who said I was on earth? Due to certain so-called “War Crimes” I’ve committed, I’d rather not give up my location. Let’s just say I’m not living as comfortably as Osama Bin Laden was before his death.