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Walkers in a Winter Warzoneland
Click ‘Play’ for the tune:
Bomb sirens ring, are you listening,
Dishing pain, helmet glistening
A beautiful sight,
We’re invading tonight,
Walkers in a winter warzoneland.
Gone away is the Falcon,
Here to stay, utter destruction
The shield is in range,
An Ion exchange,
Walkers in a winter warzoneland.
In the meadow we can hear a deadman,
It’s that creepy geezer Obi-Wan
He’ll say: Dagobah?
We’ll say: No man,
I’d rather freeze my ass off in a Tauntaun.
Later on, we’ll conspire,
As Echo Base is on fire
The Wampa’s alarmed,
Why does he only have one arm?
Walkers in a winter warzoneland.
In the meadow we can stomp on Rebels,
All snow-speeders getting tossed around
We’ll have lots of fun killing Rebels,
Until the tow cables knock us down.
Enemy one, Skywalker,
Did you hear, he kissed his sister?
No freaking way, I thought he was gay,
Walkers in a winter warzoneland.
Walkers in a winter warzoneland!