Here in the Galactic Empire, we’re not ashamed to admit that we’re Sith Lords, but you don’t need to be killing Jedi and assorted other Rebel Scum every workday to know there’s something wrong in this galaxy when cocky drug smugglers and bipedal killer bears can serve openly in the Rebellion but our kids can’t openly celebrate Sithmas or pray to the Emperor in school. As an oppressive intergalactic totalitarian regime, we’ll end Obi-Wan’s war on our religion. And we’ll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage by pre-emptively destroying liberal worlds where people believe in made up stuff like “equality” and “freedom from prejudice”. The Dark Side made the galaxy strong. It can make her strong again. We’re the Death Star PR Team and we approve this message.
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