Who didn’t want to be Han Solo while they were growing up? The cocky attitude, the remorseless murdering of aliens in bars and getting away scott free, the angry space bear sidekick, the tempestuous relationship with the feisty Princess who based on the evidence could possibly be the only human female in the galaxy — the guy had it all.
Of course, that’s almost forgetting the coolest thing about being Han Solo – the bit where he said “I know” to Princess Leia and was encased in Carbonite by Bounty Hunter Boba Fett.
Now thanks to the wonders of modern technology and mass consumerism, you too can have the full Han Solo experience and have yourself encased in Carbonite. Or at least, the 8″ action figure version of yourself.
All you need to do is attend Star Wars Weekends at Walt Disney World in Orlando. And call ahead to make a reservation first. And be prepared to fork out $100 per figure. And because we’re reporting it late you only have until June 16th to do it.
So it turns out most of you probably won’t be able to really be encased in Carbonite after all. Life is full of disappointment, isn’t it?