Monthly Archives: May 2012

Some Jedi That I Used to Know

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Without further ado, the lyrics to Darth Vader’s (ft. Obi-Wan Kenobi) Smash Hit single “Some Jedi That I Used to Know” that’s taking the Galaxy by storm.

Now and then I think of when you were my Master
Like when you said you felt so happy I was a Jedi
Told myself that you were right, mostly
But felt so bored when you lectured me
But that was love and it ended when I got dismembered

You can get addicted to a certain kind of Sithness
Like resignation to the Emperor
Always the Emperor
So when we found that we could not make sense
Well you said that we would still be friends
But I’ll admit that I was glad I’d rather swim in lava

But you didn’t have to cut my legs off
Make out like it never happened
And that we were nothing
And I don’t even need your love
But you treat me like a Sith Lord
And that feels so rough
No you didn’t have to stoop so low
Have your friends hide my children
And then change your number
I guess that I don’t need that though
Now you’re just a Jedi that I used to know 
Now you’re just a Jedi that I used to know 
Now you’re just a Jedi that I used to know 

Now and then I think of all the times you screwed the Jedi Order
Part of me believing it was always something that I’d done
But I don’t wanna live that way
Become more powerful than you can imagine anyway
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn’t catch you hung up on some Padmé that you used to know…

But you didn’t have to cut my arm off
Make out like it never happened
And that we were nothing
And I don’t even need your love
But you tell my son I’m twisted and evil
And that feels so rough
No you didn’t have to stoop so low
Have your friends hide my children
And then change your number
I guess that I don’t need that though
Now you’re just a Jedi that I used to know 
Now you’re just a Jedi that I used to know 
Now you’re just a Jedi that I used to know 

(Some Jedi)
I used to know
That I used to know
I used to know

Some Jedi…

Based on Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used to Know”.

The 9 Wisest Teachings of Yoda (That Were Absolutely Terrible Advice)

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Master Yoda: warrior, philosopher, swamp-dwelling goblin. Perhaps the wisest, most respected and most powerful Jedi Knight who ever lived, countless young Jedi have sought his advice over Yoda’s 900 years, despite his inability to grasp basic sentence structure and syntax.

In honour of Star Wars Day, we take a look at some of the wisest things Yoda ever said (that were actually horrendously bad advice):

“Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is.”
The tragic and unexpected loss of a loved one is probably the second worst thing that any of us will have to deal with in our entire lives. The only thing worse than that? Some self-righteous bastard telling you to get the hell over it. And then adding insult to injury by telling you it’s “greedy” to miss them after their gone. Continue reading →

Retro Wars

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Greetings, Sithizens!

Because we care and want you to celebrate Star Wars Day, May the 4th, in style, we have new t-shirts available in our store:

http://deathstarpr.spreadshirt.com/

Retro Wars
A long time ago (in the late 1980′s) in a galaxy (not very) far, far away…

Available in Mens and Womens sizes, or purchase the design and place it on an item of your choosing.

Take the Sky
Forget Captain Mal, Jayne Cobb or the rest of the Serenity’s crew of criminals and misfits. Our Firefly-inspired tee celebrates the REAL heroes: the Alliance.

Available in:
Mens – Black and white text.
Womens – Black and white text.
Or purchase the design in black or white and place it on a product of your choice.