“Obi-Wan never told you about your father, did he?” Vader once asked Luke.
The truth is, there’s a whole lot of things Obi-Wan never told Luke, like why it’s best to avoid kissing Princesses, or the human cost of a simple Jedi Mind Trick. How many more people’s lives did you destroy with your evil magic powers of evil, Kenobi?!
This great little cartoon is by See Mike Draw.
Thanks to malevolent Matt Ford via Laughing Squid for the tip.