It’s that time of year again.
Now that Thankskilling is behind us, we’ve begun decking the Death Star halls with bowels of Ewoks (Fa la la la la, la la la la) in preparation for everybody’s favourite holiday: Sithmas. It’s that magical time of year where we come together to celebrate the Sith Lords who have sacrificed so much (arms, legs, recognisably human faces) just so they can rule us with the iron fist of benevolence.
There are only two inevitabilities at Sithmas time:
1) Sithmas decorations go up fractionally earlier each time every year, until one day, it will come to pass that they never even go down anymore. Of course, this is exactly what we’ve been planning from the beginning because once people realise that Christmas never ends, they will go insane from festive cheer and kill one another.
2) Your TV will be flooded by Sithmas specials.
Today’s most excellent Sithmas special, entitled “The Sith Who Stole Christmas” is by the extremely talented OneMinuteGalactica. As loyal Sithizen Alan Parsons said in his email to the PR team, “This is a video wherein the editor splices documentary footage of our Dark Lord Vader with a common Earth Christmas carol entitled You’re A Mean One, Mister Grinch, from a Terran propaganda film called How The Grinch Stole Christmas.” Enjoy, Sithizens!